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TiL: A Book of Puzzles, COPYRIGHT I

by George

Van Ronzelen

1988 by Capaha Features Syndicate. Hannibal, Missouri ALL RIGHTS

RESERVED

Illustrations by George Van Ronzelen, Ken Oberste, Vic and Linda Virga Cover Art by Ken Oberste, Little Rock, Arkansas

Typeset and Printed in the U.S.A.

by:

Stewart Publishing and Printing Co. Marble Hill, Missouri 63764 (314) 238-4273

Available

from Publisher:

Capaha Features Syndicate P.O. Box 1184 Hannibal, Missouri 63401

Price: $13.00 Library of Congress Catalogue Card No. 88-70805 International Standard Book Number: ISBN 0-934426-18-X

Table of Contents Anagrams & Cryptograms Crosswords

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1-208 209-224

Children's Cr'osswords . . 225-236

i

Introduction Anagram Puzzle Poems He's a working elf and his name is TiL, which in the Hindi translates to sesame seed. There's something serendipitous here. He sometimes provides the "Open, Sesame" for a few of the more difficult anagram puzzles. But you don't have to believe in elves to take advantage of a clue in one of TiL's quips-many of which are irrelevant or perhaps red herrings. You may ignore him completely for greater challenge. Believers will tell you that the little people may assume whatever form seems appropriate for the occasion. Some might argue that elves communicate freely with animals and small uninitiated children who conveniently forget their experiences beyond that pale.* Since TiL's purpose is to provide help as well as pleasant distraction, he accordingly appears as a sesame seed with accessories. At times he may emerge as a court clown, a Mexican bandito, or a frog. His omnipresence can only be explained by the methods known to those other blithe spirits, Ariel and Puck. I don't ask questions-he's always there when I need him and I let it alone.

Cryptograms Codes and ciphers come in all shapes and sizes. In each of these present, a quotation, a bit of poetry, or a song is hidden by a set of cipher letters, each of which becomes a constant symbol of a particular letter in the text. A free clue is given which the purist will most likely cover and find an opening independently. Quite often in the cipher overlay, something resembling pidgin English materializes. Please try to overlook these accidents.

Crosswords This is not my favorite breed. These were produced under duress from advisers with the marketing outlook. I didn't enjoy the work; however, now that the travail is over, I'm a little proud of these productions.

Crosswords for the Young Here the word crossword has new meaning. FROGURU has two phases. See directions. Here's competition for sibs who will establish ground rules and ethical standards as to allowable words. Good hunting

. .

. Kids.

-George *The ability off.

to penetrate

the

veil is sometimes ii

Van Ronzelen

grudgingly

sloughed

To my wife, Mary, Critic and Prover of the Pudding

iii

Many Thanks To Ken Oberste, artist-illustrator of Little Rock, who designed and executed the cover of this book and helped me with my sketches more than he realizes. Two of the anagram puzzles bear his drawings. To Vic (Victoria) and Linda Virga of of St. Louis-a motherdaughter art team-whose drawings brighten the children's crosswords and some of the anagram puzzles. To Arthur Swan, the long-time author and editor of once-upon-a-time Saturday Review's "Wit Twister," for help and encouragement.

iv

Anagrams and Cryptograms

See how the Arno's face repeats the sky; Hear Tony's boat-song -

-

-

hear -

-;

-

-

-

sigh;

See how he sits all afternoon astern, And hasn't touched the -

--

. SEE -

-

-

-

BURN!

1

SOAR

2

ROSA

OARS

ROSA

1

"OUR

OCTOBR

BLARE

'OGLHO QBDORZ

ZRISE, GULIU QTDIOLIDBBN All

IWYIRDB LOE ERH" -W.

B's= L's

YDEU

2 "YOU

ONSTUDY YNDR

BE

N WASHED

HAEU

AD YB ISBLU YB N ZNF YONY OAD AFYUFYABFD NSU All

DUSABXD." -OUHUF

H's= L's

SBPHNFT

3 "YE'D

B WHER

-BGENBIIH OYER

ERBE

ERUYL

FLYMUD

SBGUD

FINDR

BLU

SINDRUM

CYGEALH."

F= B

BIIUP

-LAZUL 4

"KEE

PRD

MDKEEL

SUUB

OBDKH

0

DJDM

RKB AKWD PU WD TROED 0 TKH WOEFOGS

K

AUT" T=W

-SMKGP

TUUB 3

1 "THE TURTLE

LIVES 'TWIXT

PRACTICALLY CONCEAL

PLATED DECKS,

WHICH

ITS SEX." -0.

NASH

2 "THE HARDEST TASK OF A GIRL'S LIFE IS TO PROVE TO A MAN THAT HIS INTENTIONS ARE SERIOUS." -HELEN

ROWLAND

3 "IT'S A MYTH THAT BRIDES BLUSH-ACTUALLY

THEIR

FACES ARE FLUSHED WITH VICTORY." -ROGER ALLEN

4 "ALL THE REALLY GOOD IDEAS I EVER TO ME WHILE

HAD CAME

I WAS MILKING A COW." -GRANT WOOD

4

While Chico poked and Harpo plunked his strings, A leering Groucho --------And -

---

-

- - -

_-in formal tails

in to mortify tycoons and kings, -

womankind to tears and wails.

5

GARBED

6

BARGED

BADGER

5

"S

ORARE

ZIMR

THEFRU

S'KK WILR

I TIZR,

YPU

SO CHPE

10 RDZRGUSHO."

Z =C

-FEHPZBH

WIED

6 "CLAIRLI TURS UR

AC

ENDURAFIX

U VIUYPAGYZ

LETTER

POIENS AC

CIRCI

QOINI

HAZZIX

VS

YDZS GULP."

E=O

-POETUC

0.

OYWZIS

7 "HOB

FRYSL

FRDLBYM,

FUSS

PIH

DBABY

RDST CRY

F= W

MHEYAB FEDH

-J.

V.

RC

CRY FRDLBY."

NOBMHBYHRD

8 "SUWR SPTI; D=M

HM RUAO

DO

RTPLEATE

VPCAT

WTA

W SWTD

EUWFFO

WIG

UAWTR."

-RUPDWE

DWEEPI

7

5

"I NEVER

FORGET A FACE, BUT IN YOUR CASE I'LL

MAKE AN EXCEPTION." -GROUCHO

MARX

6 "SCIENCE

IS ORGANIZED

COMMON

SENSE WHERE

MANY A BEAUTIFUL THEORY IS KILLED BY AN UGLY FACT." -THOMAS

H. HUXLEY

7 "THE WORLD WILL NEVER STARVE FOR WONDERS, BUT ONLY FOR WANT OF WONDER." -G.

K. CHESTERTON

8 "WHAT

IF MY TROUSERS ARE SHABBY AND WORN;

THEY COVER A WARM HEART." -THOMAS MASSON

8

Along the veld before the When Hottentots and A hunter's plea -

-

-

-

-

-

-'

-

-

uproar,

made -

-

-

-

rapport,

to the sighted buck

Was brief apology before he struck.

9

GUNS'

10

GNUS

SNUG

SUNG

9

"...HERS

AND

BIG

EH

PEP

HIS BSCDEWNRS BET

NOP

HIS UJOEHLSD

B=W

PSYCHS:

UDELS?"

-A.

U.

CPCRW

10 "W

ANNY

DREAMING

HBEORH

WL

YNRHD'L

JOEBI

EH W CROONS

FNT NURG NURG

J=C

LMR

SMN

IWJV CRDJR

ITL

EL."

-WGLMTG

"ITAH"

IWRG

11

'GUBL

U TENDRE

ORRGO DZ DANBS

BRFRE

WEZIZYBM

RCHRWD

YBMREODUBM

ANO

T=W

TARB

AR NO

AR HUB'D

ZTB GRUBNBK." -KRZEKR

M.

WERBDNHR

12 "...SO, SYR YEL

WSND

WOD

IDW WOD

ODDR

WOD

ULDRAW

ME,

LKBZID

ET S RAHWSYW L=R

USHO,

RLKB." -EBSL 11

9

. . .TIME DID

FOR THE WEARISOME OLD DEBATE:

WHY

IT WIN THE PULITZER PRIZE?" -F.

P. ADAMS

10 "A GOOD NEIGHBOR IS A FELLOW WHO SMILES AT YOU OVER THE BACK FENCE

BUT DOESN'T CLIMB

OVER IT." -ARTHUR

"BUGS"

BAER

11

"MANY A WRITER SEEMS TO THINK HE IS NEVER PROFOUND

EXCEPT WHEN

HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND

HIS OWN MEANING." -GEORGE

D. PRENTICE

12 . . .AH,

TAKE THE CASH,

AND LET THE CREDIT GO, NOR HEED THE RUMBLE OF A DISTANT DRUM." -OMAR 12

No - -

-

- feet than these in old Bordeaux-

- -

------

--

the fragrant -

- -

With skirt held high-she-To - --

-- --

--

"sans sabot," - -

-

of the

vine. Some day her peasant toes will know this wine.

13

BUSIER

14

BURIES

BRUISE

RUBIES

13 "PHTOMUMZ FHWST

OH AHADIUM

EH THO

FSUM

A= P

GSICSN,

OFSSE

STRICLY

TCRYORHFTL."

-YSMWCHTS

RCTRHIE

14 "GLTSYE

PDWGYT,

ODDSHELUST

DO

SPYR

MYEY

B ALABUSLI

E= R

SPY PDJUF."

--B.

I.

FDRWY

15 "WE

WR TOO AWISE

BHUZMARTEWHU WE

UHV TUK

EH SHOK T

FLE

XHL RSHLOK OME

IH

HD

ESMU."

R= S

-AWBSTAK

TAPHLA

16 "FURIDR,

HBURIDR,

GWOBDY ZPP I=K

WRY RZY ZRD

OR W FZZYDR

ROSAL,

GAZD."

-DNSDRD

PODBY

15

13 "CONTRARY

TO POPULAR BELIEF,

DO NOT WEAR TWEED

ENGLISH WOMEN

NIGHTGOWNS." -HERMIONE

GINGOLD

14 "MISTER

HOLMES, THEY WERE THE FOOTPRINTS OF

A GIGANTIC HOUND." -A.

C. DOYLE

15 "IT IS ALL RIGHT TO HOLD A CONVERSATION

BUT

YOU SHOULD LET GO OF IT NOW AND THEN." -RICHARD ARMOUR

16 "WYNKEN,

BLYNKEN, AND NOD ONE NIGHT,

SAILED OFF IN A WOODEN SHOE." -EUGENE

16

FIELD

Semantically the -----

---

has low appeal.

Unjoin it, though, from------- -, skin, and squeal; Bespeak the viands then more tastefully; Serve table d'hote with ---

-----.

Bon apetit.

17

SWINE

18

SINEW

WINES

17 "UFEML

LKO

EYNR

LADO

EFOZALR

BANN

DUCO U DUY SOON FOLLOW AZ BKOY KO ZOOZ AL EY U PAWN

KO YOUWNR

B=W

DUWWAOT."

-E.

U.

FULLAZLU

18 "CLAM

TREAT

OGREDA,

WE

FREDA,

PLRDL CLAM

SET

SCA

HIRDAH

WZ

PRCL S KGEDRNIA

HUWWE." P=W

-ATPSKT

IASK

19 "Di

GDA

YUUIYFO UYKRO

UNMELODIO

Y MAAH,

MIPAFI

UAUNEYVI

RDI

GLEEPNEEZ GLRD

DLO

JACK."

L=I

-I.

0.

W.

AZ

FAK

SLEEYZ

20 'LUKY DATT S=Y

PUTTS ZUR

AL WYLAMBITY

IY HEATRS

UP

DFU

LREJAWARS." -KUZRBAHZY 19

17 "ABOUT THE ONLY TIME FEEL BETTER

IS WHEN

OBESITY HE

SEES

WILL MAKE

A MAN

IT ON A GIRL HE

NEARLY MARRIED." -0.

A. BATTISTA

18 "THEY DINED WHICH

ON MINCE,

AND

SLICES OF QUINCE,

THEY ATE WITH A RUNCIBLE

SPOON." -EDWARD

LEAR

19 "HE

WHO PUBLISHES

BEFORE

A BOOK,

THE POPULACE

WITH

WILLFULLY HIS PANTS -E.

APPEARS DOWN."

S. V. MILLAY

20 "SOME

FOLLY IS DESIRABLE

IN

HIM WHO WILL NOT

BE GUILTY OF STUPIDITY." -MONTAIGNE

20

Long since the Fall, the -------

-- still survives,

But shunned by men and hated by their wives, Whose atavistic------- -, they say, was Eve's, Who - - -

- - to munch . . . and set a style for leaves.

21

ADDER

22

DREAD

DARED

21

"OFUI PN

BPHUZ

Y SALTFREE

OYGUJOZI

DFUL

DROF Y GRUBU

Y GZPBUJJRPL

TPUJ

Ml."

-BUZHYLOUJ

B= C 22 "DYT

UKT

ANX

LB DU

ROTND WNZT

FOLKSLFAT

UP TKRALBY

HEBLKTBB

PUO LDBTAP."

Y=H

-ILSZTKB 23

"SAD

HOW

KECIBOWU

NEW HM

FARM

ICYCUT

GOAL

RECKE

HOOARM

SADO

HOW

MWUN

GAONE." N=T

-PHEICI

TCFOHU

24 "WOO

EGO GLUUM

GO CIOWT'E A BAWG VM V=M

QAFO

A BOSO

QIC,

VISIT, L CLVT.

L VISIT -

UOSGLUW

A LV." -LTITMVIDW

23

21

"THEY COVER A DUNGHILL WITH A PIECE OF TAPESTRY WHEN A PROCESSION

GOES BY." -CERVANTES

22 "THE ONE GREAT PRINCIPLE OF ENGLISH LAW IS TO MAKE BUSINESS FOR ITSELF." -DICKENS

23 "YOU ARE THE BOWS FROM WHICH YOUR CHILDREN AS LIVING ARROWS ARE SENT FORTH." -KAHLIL GIBRAN

24 "SEE THE HAPPY MORON, HE DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN. I WISH I WERE A MORONMY GOD, PERHAPS I AM" -ANONYMOUS

24

Amused, the burghers pledged his fee and laughedThis joker would - - - - - the town by craft. He piped them out; the ------

- was -----

Now hear the pipe, the pattering - -------.

--.-

null.

the lull.

Historians say the tale won't qualify-

No memos ( --

-- - -stamped)

to ratify.

25

DERAT

26

TRADE

RATED

TREAD

DATER

25 "I

LIYEKOZYM

I BCZYM

DZYRBOKT

HU RCOKER

IYE

HU

WITTIER,

RHYMR

IYE

EOKIDS

TGTTIWS!"

W=B

Z-

IYE

FIBACKR, RYIBACKR,

-L.

R.

MZTWKOB

26 "TRUTHR

IOU

OVER

BRAAWKHR;

BORAR

VJEVYBVZR

US

YU

IRVNYRDDRD

WD

YU

IVL

VAR

US BVNWYZ

BORC."

N= K

-VYVBUHR

SAVYFR

27 "FLYN

L FLY OLD GLEEZY

CHWE

HY

OLUZ

U

L EHCOS

IORDZY

DR

L DMHS

HY

ERUZ AHSO L

BHF OZ ARMEBY'S HY HS."

-FLMWHIZ

=V

IOZULEHZW

28 "DO

UNTO

YOR

RUO

OBOYS

NBZ UO

HE

ME." Z= D

-DNPR

LOPPS'E

VICI

27

25 "A WANDERING

MINSTREL I-

A THING OF SHREDS AND PATCHES, OF BALLADS,

SONGS, AND SNATCHES,

AND DREAMY LULLABY!" -W.

S. GILBERT

26 "PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO WEAKNESSES ARE TERRIBLE; THERE

IS NO WAY OF TAKING ADVANTAGE

OF

THEM." -ANATOLE

FRANCE

27 "MANY A MAN HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A GIRL IN A LIGHT SO DIM HE WOULDN'T

HAVE CHOSEN A

SUIT IN IT." -MAURICE

CHEVALIER

28 "WE

HAVE

MET THE ENEMY AND HE IS US." -WALT KELLY'S POGO

28

Gestaltus Gaffe regards a- - -

--

-

-

flask,

Applies a cuff, then . . POUFF . . "What is my task?"

"A mess of - A -

-

-

-

-- -

-

-- -

-

on a bun, make me."

of a smile . . "So, Master, BE."

29

SILVER

30

LIVERS

SLIVER

29 "ELOMICMU'G

TEAM,

ELOMICMU'G

CHEER,

CHEER,

YUMMI.

ZVMI

H LS

PHIY, CHEER,

RBA

GVLEE

TM WAMMI."

CHEER,

T= B

-LIBIRSBAG 30

"WAS

FOSSIL

MBVYS

BI

FWYFNSL

RD W BI

ERTWD,

EVYN

GBY DSUSO

NSO."

U= V

-SUWD

SLWO

31 "SOO SOO

DISARMURT XPGRMURT

SIR ZULUTERM SIR

RLMRM

WH

WH

MRSDE;

S

GSIIUSAR." L= N

-WHIPL 32

"WHAMIE

ME

RAH SHU

CAY AMAHZD-AMAH

SHU

PHAZ

MAESMUCZMRA

PHAZ

SHUESMUCZMRA.'" Y= D

-Z.

C.

HYMERA 31

29 "LAVENDER'S LAVENDER'S WHEN

BLUE, DILLY, DILLY, GREEN.

I AM KING, DILLY, DILLY,

YOU SHALL BE QUEEN." -ANONYMOUS

30 "AGE CREEPS CATCHES

UP ON A WOMAN,

BUT NEVER QUITE

UP WITH HER." -EVAN

ESAR

31 "ALL TRAGEDIES COMEDIES

ARE FINISHED

BY DEATH; ALL

ARE ENDED BY A MARRIAGE." -BYRON 32

"GENIUS IS ONE PER CENT INSPIRATION NINETY-NINE

PER CENT PERSPIRATION." -T.

32

AND

A. EDISON

If you should breathe that-- -Like Lotus Eaters in a -

- -

---- -

--

laden air,

-, and there

Revisit Homer's "rosy-fingered dawn" On Grecian frieze and weathered marble faun, - -

-

- - -

those phantom hoofbeats, if you please,

Of Centaurs in a-- -

-

- -

-

through the trees.

33

NECTAR

34

TRANCE

RECANT

CANTER

33 "AM'EE

IL IYM ALLUZ

IYM

ESCOMEZ

IYM

GLAMOZ

IYSI

LFRM

SEE

SOM

SOM

IYM

FL BLOM,

GSOM

BCZMZ

B= M

RCI, LD GSH

ALOM."

-S.

M.

YLCZBSF

34 "MNEUSAFGUNGT VOLX

NFL GAV

NFL N FNML AS BLABEL; PLFLEX

UGONKUVNGVT

AS N

TVNVL.'" E= L

OLGFX

-A. 35

"TW TIGERS TISFLFV GLTR

LG

YG

PURZ BLOR

GI

VRG

Y.T.

PH RORSW

Fl TYGGRS

DEYG

DYU."

T= M

-UYT

CRORFUIF

36 "FRODO

HE

DOGMZZ

M RMYYP

H= I

IS ADOMFOD FHLO

YMHI HI

FRMI

FS

UDOFGROKIOEE." -KMIFO

35

33 "WE'LL

TO THE WOODS

NO MORE,

THE LAURELS ALL ARE CUT, THE BOWERS

ARE BARE OF BAY

THAT ONCE THE MUSES WORE." -A.

E. HOUSMAN

34 "CALIFORNIANS

ARE A RACE OF PEOPLE;

THEY ARE NOT MERELY

INHABITANTS

OF A STATE." -0.

HENRY

35 "MY MOTHER USED TO GET UP EVERY MORNING AT FIVE A.M. NO MATTER WHAT TIME IT WAS." -SAM LEVENSON

36 "THERE

IS NO GREATER

HAPPY TIME

PAIN THAN TO RECALL A

IN WRETCHEDNESS." -DANTE

36

~4a

In Stygian -----

---

new pagan sprites embark

For--- ------ court in Charon's grisly ark. With full accounts upon their -

---

- -

outlined.

Each hears his private hell or bliss consigned.

37

SHADE

38

HADES'

HEADS

37 "Y PRO UX

MPIJAR'S

BYLO

SKO TPLS

UT

FLPKUNUSUPRUTS

SP ALURZ

PX WYR

MUSK-ODOR

KO ALYRZ." -K.

A =D

J.

WORBZOR

38 "OH

PLESND

AFTER

UV GUNN AFV,

EBV

LV ABVY

NLRV

LY, OH JBDR,

UV

MUIDR

VYD

LES

EUMYV;

BY,

L NBIDNH

DESR;

OH

JTUDESR-

NUMYV." -DSEL

M= G

OUNNLH

39 "LOW

REEF

HUMANHUP YEZ

BE

BYU

SLO BUFF L GLO

FNU

BHABY,

DAB

NB

PUOPU

BE JOEZ

-PLGAUF

DABFUH

ER PEGU

ZUFF."

Y= H 40 "Si

BURRAVO RMA

NUYTR

SO ENNAVSIZ UIF L= C

UOPSIZ

EN

LEBBAVLA,

EN

RMA

FYRLM

REE TSRRTA, REE

BYLM." -ZAEVZA

LUIISIZ 39

37 "A PROHIBITIONIST IS THE SORT OF MAN ONE WOULDN'T CARE TO DRINK WITH-EVEN

IF HE

DRANK." -H.

L. MENCKEN

38 "MY CANDLE

BURNS AT BOTH

ENDS;

IT WILL NOT LAST THE NIGHT; BUT, AH, MY FOES, AND OH, MY FRIENDSIT GIVES A LOVELY LIGHT." -EDNA MILLAY

39 "ANY FOOL CAN TELL THE TRUTH, BUT IT REQUIRES A MAN OF SOME SENSE TO KNOW HOW TO LIE WELL." -SAMUEL BUTLER

40 "IN MATTERS OF COMMERCE, THE FAULT OF THE DUTCH IS OFFERING TOO LITTLE, AND ASKING TOO MUCH." -GEORGE

40

CANNING

5UPS, TOA'SI

AND 13IG FOAST5! Ia

The baron's victory speech was -- As hungry knights devoured the ----The -

- ---

Lit up the ---

-

--

---

with boasts, roasts.

of torches on the walls besmeared

- -

-

foam on every beard.

41

LARGE

42

REGAL

GLARE

LAGER

41

"EV

VES

KN SUSPIX

EVENSENS-XRS

DOVP

XTALKEM

PKNDVOXYES

KN XV WV

KX

NVASPEAC.'" P= M

-PVEXTKMES 42

"BIAX ERN

NY JAZBEUROX RAP-SERMOAN

MUGA

REWAH

GAZX

HBZERMA

BY NUHAEHAH."

B=T

-TOEBY 43

"GEE

HOW GROG

QUEF

REF GE

WCLSLUM

CIU

GONLP

ODD

GRB ABEADB

GRB JEIUGCZ OUW JIGGLUM

H=B

FRE

OCB

HIPZ

ROLC."

-MBECMB

HICUP

44 "M

ABLE

HUMLZ R=D

ST

STOP

BY TPZ

FT OAZIZ

OAZIZ

NTW

SAZIZ'Y

YATWURP'S

-MUZJMPRZI

PT FT."

OTTUULTSS 43

41 "NO ONE THE

IS EXEMPT

MISFORTUNE

FROM

IS TO

TALKING

NONSENSE -

DO IT SOLEMNLY." -MONTAIGNE

42 "THEY

DO CERTAINLY

NEW-FANGLED

NAMES

GIVE VERY STRANGE AND TO DISEASES." -PLATO

43 "TOO

BAD THAT ALL THE

TO RUN

PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW

THE COUNTRY ARE

AND CUTTING

BUSY DRIVING

TAXIS

HAIR." -GEORGE

BURNS

44 "A HICK TOWN

IS ONE WHERE THERE'S

TO

YOU SHOULDN'T GO."

GO WHERE

-ALEXANDER

44

NO PLACE

WOOLLCOTT

There is no natural -

-

--

Do kinkajous or pandas What's -

-

-

-

, it is said. -

-

-

in guilt?

by precept of the human head

Delights the fancy with a -

-

-

-

or kilt.

45

EVIL

46

LIVE

VILE

VEIL

45 "BACH

RACHS

LCCANHBO,

OULSF

ILFLSLB

RULPH AOUHDB

YDH

UYJH

IHYQOLMQP

MLZQDHB.'" C= M

-APLS

CLPPHD

46 "INN

AMX

BC NYXR

MYRACLE

OCCUR

ILX XTALXGXNE

SMYZM

ZCBAIYB

AXQYCHR."

C=O

-IBIACNX

PLIBZX

47 "BIG

FRIO

LVVB

GOING

US CRY,

FRIO BRDYVO

EF ARFN,

WSY

YOF." -POREDVHH

B= P 48 "KLOK!

KLOK!

SKYNOBEWKHY

IKNOWHY YEFNR

IKE

GUYHO!

NO OUPNRV

KNO

WYUPHYO!" W= P

-U.

U.

ANZRH 47

45 "SOME

WOMEN

OTHERS

HAVE

BIKINIS ARE

THINK

BEAUTIFUL

IMMODEST,

WHILE

FIGURES." -OLIN

MILLER

46 "ALL THE ARE

HISTORY BOOKS WHICH

EXTREMELY

CONTAIN

NO LIES

TEDIOUS." -ANATOLE

FRANCE

47 "PUT YOUR

YOUR TRUST IN POWDER

GOD,

MY BOYS, AND KEEP

DRY." -CROMWELL

48 "HUSH!

HUSH!

CHRISTOPHER

WHISPER ROBIN

WHO

DARES!

IS SAYING

HIS PRAYERS!" -A.

48

A. MILNE

H-M-M, WOCOCCYX CWFORNIANUS-'

<MY FAVORITE 8AJr.

l

J~lj IV 0

(I/

0

Gar-snouted mischief -

- -

-

- the -

--

-

-

down-breeze, Sniffs breakfast, springs the set with coy-dog ease. Small wonder "Kyote's" image ----No -----

---

---

its place-

canine lives in such disgrace.

49

NEARS

50

SNARE

EARNS

SANER

49

"HSL

ALURELI

TRYFLZPXI

PA REE

IMLOVLI

BSLY HSLD

RMMLRZ

RZL UPIH HP ZLHZLRH."

-TPY

P=O

URZNXVI

50 "YE,

MUSTI

BARD FU ODD ODD

OULD

WUMDH

FED

BANFAD

SO, USHODTRDO

YO

UFEDHO

SO."

E=H

-H.

PSHGO

51 "HM

HE

KOMMON

MA

KO WIMOS

BAN ZWIM

CAF INO MWIG MA KO XAPOS BAN ZWIM CAF INO GAM.'" G= N

-UHSO 52

"RUBO

ML

PRO WHYSO

FRODO,

FROE

MA

GUV RYNO PU TU PRODO, PROG RYNO PU PYQO GUV N= V

ME." -DUJODP

ADULP

51

49 "THE

FEMALES

OF ALL SPECIES ARE

DANGEROUS WHEN

THEY APPEAR

MOST

TO RETREAT." -DON MARQUIS

50 "AH, WOULD GIVE

SOME

POWER THE

US,

TO SEE OURSELVES SEE

GIFTIE

AS OTHERS

US." -R.

BURNS

51 "IT IS BETTER TO THAN TO BE

BE

LOVED

HATED

FOR WHAT YOU ARE

FOR WHAT YOU ARE

NOT." -GIDE

52 "HOME

IS THE PLACE

TO GO THERE,

THEY

WHERE, HAVE

WHEN

TO TAKE

IF YOU HAVE YOU

IN."

-ROBERT

52

FROST

. AxN.

.

t-

.

'I-,-

-

4'zk'h

,-- e.

~.-

--

ee-or -

- -

The -

-

-

I

_______

-

-

-

to seaward from the headland vies

With those of inland -

-

-

-- -

-

-

-

that probe the skies.

reveals the slave-

--

The pageantry of ------Solunar giant that -

______

-

wind and wave.

53

SCAPE

54

CAPES

SPACE

PACES

53 HUGPBUSZ

"SUNUP CAT

VPU

MIU

EBYYBSD

MA

ALLPURRUZ MVOU

TSYURR

AS MIU

ALLPURRAP." -ADZUS

Z= D

SVRI

54 "TOO

TEMPTOR

TEMPTOR

THA

THA ADLTO, PUHA

ADLTO

SLY RUPA YQTE

UYQAHR." UHNAOO

-FAUHFA

F=G 55 "BFTPT

AH

NGUD

NGT BFAGE

AG

BFT

KNPUY KNPHT BFLG STAGE BLURTY LSNOB, LGY BFLB

AH

GNB

STAGE

BLURTY

LSNOB."

S=B

-N.

KAUYT

56 "ZA

WHY PIG'S

IGNOBL I FIG'N

ILDYFBGS,

IQQ ZN GHS QHNS-WHY PIG NSZQQ PIQQ EZF RZQB F=M

GIFBN.'" -BQMBLS

EYMMILT

55

53 "NEVER BEFRIEND THE OPPRESSED UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO TAKE ON THE OPPRESSOR." -OGDEN

NASH

54 "ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL,

BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE

MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS." -GEORGE

ORWELL

55 "THERE

IS ONLY ONE THING

THAN BEING TALKED BEING TALKED

IN THE WORLD WORSE

ABOUT, AND THAT IS NOT

ABOUT." -0.

WILDE

"IF YOU CAN'T ANSWER A MAN'S ARGUMENT,

ALL IS

56

NOT LOST-YOU CAN STILL CALL HIM VILE NAMES." -ELBERT

56

HUBBARD

Through coral Dance flakes of -

-

-

-

-

-

to the dark lagoon

-

-

-

-

from the -

The surges of the tide -

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

moon.

Of watchers there to -

-

----

--

-

the will and be still.

57

INLETS

58

TINSEL

SILENT

ENLIST

LISTEN

57 "BC EG

SZ EGG POAC

CHICKSCLUCY

IGZSESRC

0 IOKCLE

CRACK

IKGPSZCZ." PGKNCT

-UBKSZEGIBCK

K= R

58 "FLOP

TEKPYAEM

UTE

IS GREEK

TO AP AO YTDDSEAEM

TO CLEM

PL OLFSILVK

A= I

SCOS."

-JACC

BLMSBO

59 'RV'D 'R DTZ YCEE

PSILLIER, RV'D

GRVY

ACTS.'

DURFTLY, RV.'

TFA R DTZ VYC

" -C.

L= C

P.

GYRVC

60 "DIGNITEE

YE S AGOMYOKYON

FSPT

MBYONE

JTSI O= N

MBT SE

NGGH

SE

JT TSM, MBTZ

TLLGIM

HIYOP,

KETH

MG

SOH

MG WT."

-WYRR

USKNBSO

59

57 "HE IS TOO EXPERIENCED

A PARENT EVER TO MAKE

POSITIVE PROMISES." -CHRISTOPHER

MORLEY

58 "MOST ANYTHING CAN BE FUNNY AS LONG AS IT IS HAPPENING TO SOMEBODY

ELSE." -WILL ROGERS

59 'IT'S BROCCOLI,

DEAR.'

'I SAY IT'S SPINACH, AND I SAY THE HELL WITH IT.' -E.

B. WHITE

60 "PROGRESS

IS A CONTINUING

EFFORT TO MAKE THE

THINGS WE EAT, DRINK, AND WEAR AS GOOD AS THEY USED TO BE." -BILL VAUGHAN

60

Lone wave-washed -

-

Your birth, unmarked in -

of the charter's pen,

-

-

-

-,

But should the fiery womb -

-

-

Basaltic -

-

-

-,

is now complete. -

again,

you'll be your sibling's feet.

61

ITEM

62

TIME

EMIT

MITE

61

"PFUI DYM

TV

PICNIQ CQL

T ZTRI

FESTIV

CQ FESH

CEI

FQOI TQ

N= V

NTZI,

C APTZI."

-FSLIQ

QCVP

62 "PUTCH:

'U

PLUNKTHY:

PUNL U'C 'BAD

NRUC

PUTT,

KLRK.'

ANGRY,

A= O

BAD

PUTT.'

-ANGRY

PUTCH

63 "ON

MENU

KS

FYXN

ZNASTN

EKYQE;

KQCRIB

KS

YAKQNEENE

ISO ON FYXN

ZNASTN

E=S

KQCRIB

KS

EKYQE

YAKQNEENE." -GYMQNIAN

SGRXRNQ

64 "E

ROMEOWO

OZAMYES

QUO

ES

MIXT-UPD

NIXXONN

OMNO

PV QUPNO

XYS

LPI

LPI

CENMETO?" O= E

-BOYS

XPXQOYI

63

61

"HOME

IS HEAVEN AND ORGIES ARE VILE,

BUT I LIKE AN ORGY ONCE IN A WHILE." -OGDEN

NASH

62 "WILDE: 'I WISH I'D SAID THAT.' WHISTLER: 'YOU WILL, OSCAR, YOU WILL.' -OSCAR WILDE

63 "WE USED TO HAVE ACTRESSES TRYING TO BECOME STARS; NOW WE HAVE

STARS TRYING TO BECOME

ACTRESSES." -LAURENCE

OLIVIER

64 "I BELIEVE

IN LUCK-HOW

ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN

THE SUCCESS OF THOSE YOU DISLIKE?" -JEAN COCTEAU

64

0 0 a

The glaring - -

-

His - --

--

-- --

His sad --------

-- -

-

of the camp light scorns

vistas of safaris past. ,-- the dearth of trophy horns

To grace this hunter's --------

--

and his caste.

65

MANTLE

66

MENTAL

LAMENT

MANTEL

65 "DMIFDBFEG BE

OCHU

MY

GAFFE,

LBGO TDMMZ

GOF SOFAAR PDMHU

D= L

GOF

-P.

F.

HML TMCUO."

OMCEZPH

66 "TRY THIS GURLY SN

LUGDIB

SBU

NL BDI

UPP

RI

YRTU

JUGG

DI

THE,

RI SBU

AGNNE." D= E

-0.

TNLGUZ

67 "BET

SOB 0 SINGER

EMBLOFWB

SIKOF

OG YEMNYE

ODD

WIIN,

BET

ETN

DUZT;

EOW

ZUAT.'" B= S

-YEOMYTN 68

"SOMUCHA GABOGS

CH

B PZOOK

UBOMZBMS.

BOY B HUCL GABOGS

B PBD

BES DAS

HBLS

DACOM.'" M= G

-FBGI

ASEWSED 67

65 "LOVELIEST

OF TREES, THE CHERRY NOW IS HUNG

WITH BLOOM ALONG THE BOUGH." -A.

E. HOUSMAN

66 "MAN MUST LEARN OR HIS NAME

IS MUD,

TO RELISH THE EBB AS WELL AS THE FLOOD." -C.

MORLEY

67 "SHE WAS A WORTHY WOMAN ALL HER LIFE; HUSBANDS AT CHURCH

DOOR, SHE HAD THREE." -CHAUCER

68 "ENGLISH

IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE. A FAT CHANCE

AND A SLIM CHANCE ARE THE SAME THING." -JACK

68

HERBERT

I

--

) I-

-

7

-

My poem will have a plowman ---A churchyard tower with A cow that -

-

-

-,

-

-

and say ... -

and ivy too,

a herd, a lamb, a ewe-

How's that? What allergy? Who's Thomas Gray?

69

SLOW

70

OWLS

LOWS

69 "...MCRF PDI

ARSNIC TEA-FOSPHIN

FRUTSY

RQH

NRIZ PR

PRQIC

PDI

FRRS

WRFUHOTS...'" O= A

-PDRFOZ

YCOA

70 'GAMMAXM SIN

XYZVA

XKNNXA

LYE

SFY NM

GARNIZA MUFIXT

LFZA;

BAAD

RAYZ

MUFZA." M= S

-S.

OZYRBXKR

71 "LGH. COP

MUDDERNAG BIGHIA

WOPINO

EH PRA

KIDWIGA

EW CAGA

ER

PS WOA

MURZH,

ZURNAGPIH

DUZEAH

UH

WP LAAW

EW

UDPRA.'" D= L

-AZEWO

COUGWPR

72 "EZIGMH

PN GSI

MITZMY ZO

GSI KING

LAY

SLEEPING WZWIAGN ZO GSI SLEEPING LAY KING WPAYN.'" E= P

-NSIRRIH 71

69 .

. FROM

THE

YONDER

IVY-MANTLED

MOPING OWL DOES

TO THE

TOWER MOON

COMPLAIN

-THOMAS

GRAY

70 "VESSELS

LARGE

BUT LITTLE

MAY VENTURE

BOATS SHOULD

MORE;

KEEP

NEAR

SHORE."

-B.

FRANKLIN

71 "MRS.

BALLINGER

PURSUE

CULTURE

DANGEROUS

IS ONE OF THE IN

BANDS,

TO MEET

LADIES

AS THOUGH

WHO IT WERE

IT ALONE." -EDITH

WHARTON

72 "POETRY

IS THE

RECORD

HAPPIEST MOMENTS

OF THE

BEST AND

OF THE HAPPIEST

AND

BEST

MINDS." -SHELLEY

72

rC-rOUvUAC~fl

IV

UCWra

i

Old Quimby's tests are fraught with -

- -

---

and

snares; He spikes the plodding A pupil -

-

- -

-

-

- -

upon a -

"As oak to acorn: fern to -

--

-

with puckish airs.

- -

-.

- -

thus:

Discuss."

73

ROPES

74

PROSE

PORES

POSER

SPORE

73 "...IMP SUPA

PAM

COY

OLE

0 WAMMY,

IURMYPK

PAM

LMOY

UL EMCMLZM

Oil FLUPM

TC

TFY

PYMM."

Y= R

-PATHOZ

BOULM

74 "PLOD LO

SLO LEGO

EPTWO

REP SLO STGSTURO

PUDDUDM

HGTB FIRS

LUR

DOEG

DEA, SLO

ATRS."

R=S

-EORTA 75

"MAN TR

SUMTOTEM

MAN

GRL

HNEM

MAN

UPSBIGTOE

SJ Gil

UNEETOTEM

MAGM

USEETHIN

KN

KSPILE,

JNGPE TM TE

H=B

ITCN

-YGONE

MPWN."

H.

BGHNII

76 "DONT INCH, Y= H

BG BY

OEYHUF, INCH,

DH

HPH AH MOVZ

ROPE,

DL YHOPE." -WBPT

MLPBU

75

73 "LET THE CHEER,

FAR

IN

AND THE

DEFENSE

NEAR ALL

UNITE WITH A

OF OUR LIBERTY

TREE."

-THOMAS

PAINE

74 "WHEN

THE

HARE

THE TORTOISE

AWOKE

FROM

HIS NAP,

JUST NEAR THE WINNING

HE SAW POST." -AESOP

75 "THE

OPTIMIST

PROCLAIMS

BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE PESSIMIST

FEARS

THAT WE

WORLDS,

LIVE

IN THE

AND THE

IT IS TRUE." -JAMES

B. CABELL

76 "MAID

OF ATHENS,

GIVE, OH

GIVE,

ME

ERE WE BACK

PART,

MY HEART." -LORD

76

BYRON

The -----

---

have been bagged, his bodeful gun

Surveys the stricken tellers one-by-one. Now Pancho's mamma lifts him like a pet. Pursuit by -

-- -

-

- / -

-- -

-

-

little threat.

77

PESOS

78

POSSE

POSES

77 "O

YRLUPM

UPF

HE

HAD

YHOLLIR UPF TELOY

AD;

0 MUGGERDF, MUGGERDF

FOLKN

MUGGERDF,

BD

HALDD."

UGG

-L.

R= P

WLEBPOPM

78 "SYFI, KAYO

LOT,

HIROX ELBSROX

GYPT FILM;

LOT BY

TLC,

MY

C=Y

TROIT

HIT."

-BLFKIP

AIACB

79 "ODD

DRONE

ULE

VLEWSNT

SHRN LT VN

WDNT FLW QNLOVNA; VN QHSNT LQLM OVN OHUN LT VN

QLHOT

RDA

HO OD TODI." -LSRANW

S=L

IDSXLA

80 "AD

UPR

JAWI

YP N YBAID

BI

SNOOPY

LYING DEPT UPR, NOZ YBIO BI AL OP GPOJIE N YBAID." E= R

-H.

LNEPUNO 79

77 "I SPRANG TO THE I GALLOPED,

STIRRUP AND JORIS AND HE;

DIRK GALLOPED,

WE

GALLOPED

ALL

THREE." -R.

BROWNING

78 "HOME, COLD

AND,

BEING

MEAT; AND

WASHING

DAY,

DINED

UPON

SO TO BED." -SAMUEL

PEPYS

79 "TOO

OFTEN

WEATHER;

MAN HANDLES

LIFE AS HE

HE WILES AWAY THE TIME

DOES

BAD

AS HE WAITS

FOR IT TO STOP." -ALFRED

POLGAR

80 "IF YOU GIVE TO A THIEF HE CANNOT YOU,

STEAL FROM

AND THEN HE IS NO LONGER A THIEF." -W.

80

SAROYAN

One Florentine could draw a -

- -

-

- to tease;

And one, with Medici and popes to please, Compounded pigments, ------Into a fresco -

-

-

-

--. Then -

, and oily hoax -

-

-

-

of

strokes His brushes plied on Sistine's dome and wall, Those jolly scenes, the Judgment and the Fall. 81

SMILE

82

LIMES

SLIME

MILES

81

"MON

BABY

OBEYZ

YFNH

NY OBYSFLI

NW WEH

UBL OBESFLI

HNIBHOBY FL

E

HRYPRJBLH

UNPZ?" Y=R

-M.

FYAFLI

82 "...BNY

GROG

OEN YAG

GEFDZ

IA DAFT

LEUNXN

01

GRAIN

OG SFYNEODI GROG

HEZ SAE

RUEN ." -RAEOHN

F=U 83 "ZAT

BEAR,

HPOFAGZ

SLEEPILY,

ITF

SAR

EAF SAR

FA

FA TUC

DLPE

L

PF."

P= I

-MYTFLGOS 84

"BUNK ENN

UP

EVK

BULK BTZKA

TV

EVUEV:

TJ T JURK,

ZEI SKKB TVO

UJ

PERKJURKP

ZEI YKKS." Y=W

-PTVOMIAC

83

81

"WHO EVER

HEARS OF FAT MEN HEADING

OR HERDING TOGETHER

IN TURBULENT

A RIOT

MOBS?" -W.

IRVING

82 "MEN

THAT TRULY GRIEVE AT FUNERALS ARE NOT

SO LOUD AS THOSE THAT CRY FOR HIRE." -HORACE

83 "YOU

KNOW, HANNIBAL, HOW TO GAIN A VICTORY

BUT NOT HOW TO USE IT." -PLUTARCH

84 "LIFE IS LIKE AN ONION: YOU PEEL IT OFF ONE LAYER AT A TIME AND SOMETIMES YOU WEEP." -SANDBURG

84

Come, Potter, to your wheel and The -

-

-

- -

-

- -

- the clay.

of one good bowl you make today

Will mend the loss by yesterday's mischance, When you were -- -

--

-

and viewed the world

askance.

85

THROW

86

WORTH

WROTH

85 "F

RGAUM

PEDAL,

RGULFRS

HYALNS

WE

JET,

WE DAL,

ULT

FWUZFUL

WE

JAYDUL WE DO

SEYRA.'" -NSUYZAR

S=H

B

86 "U

GOT TA

HAVE

GNULUVE

BD

NWPUWG

LROL U VWPWN EAL ONAMVC LA NWOCUVE LRW JAAZ.'" D= Y

-ENAMIRA

BONK

87 "NO

IUS TU

HURT CRUSTY

ANEYUSE

EBWNRT B MBEY, CLCR EYC OHCBZ ANHH HCE IUS

BHURC." -CPRNC

N= I

QIHC

88 "ROSES

BES

LILSYRT POSY SUSENRODYK

KIST BT NIF PDTO; HIY'R CS WEDKORSYSH-DR PIY'R N= Y

ABTR." -ZFAST

ESNYBEH 87

85 "I SPEAK SPANISH TO GOD,

ITALIAN TO WOMEN,

FRENCH TO MEN, AND GERMAN TO MY HORSE." -CHARLES V

86 "I WAS SO LONG WRITING MY REVIEW THAT I NEVER GOT AROUND TO READING THE BOOK." -GROUCHO

MARX

87 "IF YOU GO LONG ENOUGH WITHOUT TAKING A BATH, EVEN THE FLEAS WILL LET YOU ALONE." -ERNIE

PYLE

88 "THERE

ARE MOMENTS WHEN EVERYTHING GOES AS

YOU WISH; DON'T BE FRIGHTENED-IT

WON'T LAST."

-JULES

88

REYNARD

A giant sprawled between the ------and church; Festooned with - --- of moss, the old live-oak Gave - - - - - to hide young sliders on their perch, Who snickered their---- -- -- through "sinful" smoke. A few years passed, their -- - -- paled with the mist, But reappeared to head the deacon list.

89

MANSE

90

MANES

MEANS

AMENS

NAMES

89 KT FAT

"UQET TDROUA

FR

KILT

JAR AIW SNIQDW

KID

BRODU

I ZRRP

K= M

RZ AQKWTPZ."

-N.

P.

WFTETDWRD

90

"IFA

JUJU

BUT

IFA

ZAAPZ

ZUNA

IU

FLYA

SETSUZA

WAAR

UB

CRYARIAJ

WAKUPCRO

AMICRKI." -DCNN

U=O

KESSH

91 LABTR TY

"MED

RXM XRIP

MED

SADBMDYM

ZXHQKMDA DUDA ODUTYDO, LKM MED XRIP XRD QAXOKZDO

LP KRYNTIIDO

IBLXA." -LXL

Y=S

ZXRYTOTRD

92 "UH

BOTH

PL YASHA XZHOD R= G

GUY GBOG

HOAX OLS UH

FOE

YLIE YLH GYLRCH BHOA

FYAH OLS

IHXX." -SPYRHLHX

91

89 "GIVE

ME

ENOUGH

THE YOUNG

MAN WHO HAS

BRAINS

TO MAKE A FOOL OF HIMSELF." -R.

L. STEVENSON

90 "THE THE

DODO

SEEMS TO

SOLE PURPOSE

HAVE

BEEN

OF BECOMING

INVENTED

FOR

EXTINCT." -WILL CUPPY

91 "THE

BRAIN IS NOT ONLY THE GREATEST

EVER

DEVISED,

UNSKILLED

BUT

COMPUTER

THE ONLY ONE PRODUCED

BY

LABOR." -BOB CONSIDINE

92 "WE

HAVE

ORDER

TWO

THAT WE

EARS AND MAY HEAR

ONLY ONE TONGUE MORE

IN

AND SPEAK

LESS." -DIOGENES

92

J./$ - owl- -

This lad's a --------

--

and a nature freak;

He'll fantasize here by this babbling creek, And con you that its - -A flute gavotte in ----

-- --

--

mimes a fluterock, and root.

93

LUBBER

94

BURBLE

RUBBLE

93 "U

WX W

HI

SPSXSELA,

CHOPR XWRS

PULLPS WER

NMEEUEBPK

WE WEBSPUN

P=L

AFOULS." RHEES

-ZHYE 94

"SLIE

AZYAFFAIR

DUMID

MIRU

YUUGH

LKA

HBUMFAX

WE

RTA LKRH."

F= L

-BLOF

DLODOMI

95 "PHUYW GMRXY,

THEY

SAY TRY SAKS

QIS WYEYM

OKEYO

SAYRM

KW IWNTKSSYMRWJ

SMISA." E= V

-JYMSMIXY

KSAYMSHW

96 "M

RANK

BE

NOOD

NERO

TIP

STIB T YOTLU MI

POX-PLEYN

SOLO,

OZOLF VEXNUMY'N

OTL." L= R

-NSTDONYOTLO

95

93 "I AM A LITTLE WORLD MADE CUNNINGLY OF ELEMENTS,

AND AN ANGELIC SPRITE." -JOHN

DONNE

94 "MANY

EXCELLENT COOKS ARE SPOILED BY GOING

INTO THE ARTS." -PAUL

GAUGUIN

95 "WOMEN LOVE THE LIE THAT SAVES THEIR PRIDE, BUT NEVER AN UNFLATTERING

TRUTH." -GERTRUDE

ATHERTON

96 "I MUST GO SEEK SOME DEW-DROPS

HERE,

AND HANG A PEARL IN EVERY COWSLIP'S

EAR."

-SHAKESPEARE

96

Some April -

-

- -

- --

All innocence, their - --So -------

- ----

in the field remain; --

hues now wane.

is their leave, no ------

brings, As they -

- -

--- --

the plot to later things.

97

BLUETS

98

BLUEST

SUBTLE

BUSTLE

SUBLET

97 "HAUF

WN

U HOOP? U SMURF

HAVNO

TWEFLON AUTO RVF QOF KOOR PWNYVTOEOP." Q=Y

-E.

H.

OBOENVR

98 "GROG

ADDLESNOD

BSONAGU RSFOZ

OZH AZGAFOGL

MX GRAZEI FOHL LZGADLNU

YU GRL

ROZH." -JANNO

H= D

WOGRLD

99

"SFI

KIDS

YOUR

MXSIA WM

DEFICID

MX

CUEI

OAR

CIA

OLPZ;

OAR YIOJI BD AOBWFS KBS WPUIX OAR QOUA XMP

QPMCUDIR

VMZ." -PMKIPS

F=H

KBPAD

100 "UP

UN

SAPPAM

PR

PR

DKRO

OLEP

EUK'P

L=H

DKRO

KRPLUKY

PLEK

NR." -WRNL

SUBBUKYN 99

97 "WHAT

IS A WEED? A PLANT WHOSE VIRTUES

HAVE

NOT YET BEEN DISCOVERED." -R.

W. EMERSON

98 "THAT IRREGULAR AND INTIMATE QUALITY OF THINGS MADE

ENTIRELY BY THE HUMAN

HAND." -WILLA CATHER

99

"THE BEST LAID SCHEMES OF MICE AND MEN OFTEN GO AWRY; AND LEAVE

US NAUGHT BUT GRIEF AND PAIN

FOR PROMISED

JOY." -ROBERT

BURNS

100 "IT IS BETTER TO KNOW NOTHING THAN TO KNOW WHAT AIN'T SO." -JOSH

100

BILLINGS

A lonely - - - - - - the swami - - - - - - plots To seek the cosmic - - - - - - of life's what-nots. His chosen hide-away upon some shore Joins duplex with a scorpio next door.

101

COURSE

102

CRUSOE

SOURCE

101 "OK

THE CHW'U

JWHB

BIMAM

THE

RAM

SHOWS, THE BOPP MWC EG LHXMBIMAM MPLM." C= D

-PREAMWZM

D.

GMUMA

102 "SLO

LAYFETB

HLI

VIOY LIDO

JEANS

HUSL BUTTOM

IAS

E MOYSEAMETS

SI

YLIANB Yl

ETB

JUTBY

SERO LUY HUJO

SLES YLO

ENYI

PET PIDGNEUT." Y= S

-OWET

OYEM

103 "HIS

ELRT

BEEF

OL MUSHSLFOLB

ON HIS

PZL AS BSH EZH EP PEEROLB EZUNSRKSN HIGH AS

PEER

NEWSJEFT."

U= R

-JEEHI

HGUCOLBHEL

104 "MEN

ANNOY

MBIH MEBAH WHBUZ U= N

RIGHT GEH

SYLVENRURALYG'Y

GEH SYLVENRURALYG

BY RMRL

SYLVENRURALCHF?" -YVRTTBGG

RFRDY

103

101 "IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING, YOU WILL END UP SOMEWHERE

ELSE." -LAURENCE

J. PETER

102 "THE HUSBAND WHO GOES HOME AND FINDS FAULT WITH DINNER SHOULD TAKE HIS WIFE OUT TO A RESTAURANT

SO THAT SHE ALSO CAN COMPLAIN." -EVAN

ESAR

103 "THE ONLY GOOD IN PRETENDING

IS THE FUN WE

GET OUT OF FOOLING OURSELVES THAT WE FOOL SOMEBODY." -BOOTH TARKINGTON

104 "WHO LOOKS AFTER THE PSYCHOANALYST'S WHILE THE PSYCHOANALYST

WIFE

IS AWAY BEING

PSYCHOANALYZED?" -SCARRITT ADAMS

104

IAND

A FOLO&AJ3

AU MYOAwli

-0

Kim's new-found ----With Mother's Was "-------"

---

---

- -gala

going well

Hogan,----------eyed and scared.

"He's such a darling ---

As "--

brought home for show-and-tell,

-----

," Kim declared;

--- -- " finished off some ------

- of food,

Then charmed the ladies with a Liszt etude.

105

STRAY

ARTSY

"RATSY"

STARY

TRAYS

106

SATYR

"RATSY"

105 "

'ZO'A

P ULLS

ALSO

LE VIVLSH

OMPO

LRGH FLSCA YPBCFPSTA,' OMI NDIIR SIVPSCIT." E= F

-G.

BPSSLGG

106 "...MY

PORPUSE

HIGH

IQ FPOM

ZOHY

GUUZAQOHM HIGH MHGFHQA YPH HY IGLLQO HY MYDQTYAE

QRMQ."

Q= E

-AYO

DGFJPZM

107 "GAZZ,

ET

GRK SES

E PIZZAS KXV

BRA

IOLGAU

GUXOM

BRA

G=W

OVYWAU,

FRXOA?" -HIYAL

BRVUWAU

108 "TEEV

ADSODUM!

YEK

RDSKM

Q ASOD

HDDU

XQPAEZP A= H

JUEXQUT

NEKD

PASU

MIDSJQUT

YEKPR IKEMD

QP." -NEWQDKD

107

105 'IT'S A POOR SORT OF MEMORY THAT ONLY WORKS BACKWARDS,'

THE QUEEN REMARKED." -L.

CARROLL

106 .

. SO UNLUCKY

THAT HE RUNS INTO ACCIDENTS

THAT STARTED OUT TO HAPPEN TO SOMEBODY ELSE." -DON

MARQUIS

107 "WELL, IF I CALLED

THE WRONG NUMBER, WHY DID

YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?" -JAMES THURBER

108 "GOOD

HEAVENS!

FOR MORE THAN FORTY YEARS I

HAVE BEEN SPEAKING PROSE WITHOUT KNOWING IT." -MOLIERE

108

9 Ki7G "IMF

DRESDEN BOMBED A"AJN 40

Al

I#

I

i^

Fair game, contraltos spoofed-the "dame premier." The -

-

----

--

of her note, ten thousand pings,

Explodes a soup -

- -

-

- -

or chandelier.

And fiddlers then -

- -

-

- -

their blasted strings.

109

TENURE

110

TUREEN

RETUNE

109 "GIN

FRNOZYFTW,

HZUN

GIN

NTEHZWI,

MOLAFAHS RFUN HLPN CLOWN GIFT FTS LGINO OFYN." R= M

-CFHG

CIZGRFT

110 "JADED OMFD

SO

BY ICED

JY DBLYP

RYE

JAD

USEJA

MBT TDMJA

SBJDEFMZ.'"

F= V

-KDYEKD

OMBJMPMBM

111

"IVCRY KAL

KL

COYOTE

IOMS ZKAI

AYMDOSE

KAL JMBAL

I= H

LAMBSKBD

RB

SRZB."

-KYNKB

L.

URPP

112 "KRI

ZAUEY'P

BALLADEN QUICK B= C

MIID

QUICK QUICK

PBRAECUP,

LID

RCHI

DAK

PBRAECUP,

QUICK

DAU

SKP

LID." -A.

Z.

RAELIP 111

109 "THE AMERICANS,

LIKE THE ENGLISH, PROBABLY

MAKE LOVE WORSE THAN ANY OTHER RACE." -WALT WHITMAN

110 "THERE

IS NO CURE FOR BIRTH AND DEATH

SAVE

TO ENJOY THE INTERVAL." -GEORGE

"HUMOR

IS MERELY TRAGEDY STANDING

SANTAYANA

ON ITS

HEAD WITH ITS PANTS DOWN." -IRVIN S. COBB

112 "THE WORLD'S GREAT MEN BEEN GREAT SCHOLARS,

HAVE NOT COMMONLY

NOR ITS GREAT SCHOLARS,

GREAT MEN." -0.

112

W. HOLMES

Through Omar's Rubaiyat a theme is spun, Of him who sets the hour one's course is run. What staying -

-

-

-

-

the bishop's -

-

-

-

-

-

the stings.

brings Is nil-this -

-

-

-

-

won't -

-

-

-

113

MERIT

114

MITER

TIMER

REMIT

113 "IMYWOWGE

WE

IRDUNIE

OUR

MBYZ

IDMAREEWMB AMD QUWGU BM IDRINDNOWMB WE OUMCHUO

BRGREENDZ."

Y= L

-DMPRDO

Y.

EORFRBEMB

114 "NEUTED

CAT

MOUSARNLZROL

ITDO LT ODD TWIAL

N

LT ANXD

ARO

ADNY

DPNFREDY.'" U=Y

-ONFWDB

ITBYCUE

115 "PTL Yl HAM

ST

LOTZ,

LORDXHYP

HAM

LOT MTIL AH

YI

LOT HAAPI. WAYPN

SYL

DAL

IYWWTTN.'" D=N

-LURED 116

"RS

FOR

EGS

GON WRTH

GHOULDYP

ORC

EGSYYP YOMAGHC TOR JH OYLSAHLGHU JOC." C=D

-LGSFON

TOUYPYH 115

113 "POLITICS WHICH

IS PERHAPS THE ONLY PROFESSION

NO PREPARATION

FOR

IS THOUGHT NECESSARY." -ROBERT L. STEVENSON

114 "ANYONE WHO GOES TO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST OUGHT TO HAVE

HIS HEAD EXAMINED." -SAMUEL GOLDWYN

115 "LET US BE THANKFUL

FOR THE FOOLS. BUT FOR

THEM, THE REST OF US COULD NOT SUCCEED." -TWAIN

116 "NO MAN WHO HAS ONCE HEARTILY AND WHOLLY LAUGHED

CAN BE ALTOGETHER

BAD." -THOMAS CARLYLE

116

Q

Ad

NOTICE THERE WILL BE NO FUR THERE' NEED FOX d BES UNTIL NEXT UIMER, AT WHICH TIME NEW ONES WILL BE FA3RlCA TED. LA /&A'! THE QUEEN /SBEO. ME M rHE (YEWTIVE cowwrrtf -

5n~fRE'MBEE IWOANS SIONG THE DRONES)

>

Friend, Bee conducts her business chores enroute;

The net, the gross, the Her winter stores will Reduction brings no -

----

--

-

she will compute. the family's size; to dim her eyes.

117

TARE

118

RATE

TEAR

117 "I

BETTERFIXM

JIFFEZIST

ET

OR TIM

I HAXTRF

DYR OAIJYAT

LXIJA ZAVRXA

OYAM

AIO

YEB." O= T

-AGIF

ATIX

118 "DRAMA

ON

CAVMANNOKY

KIDROKY

IK AXMDR

HIMA

DRXK XK AKYZONRHXK

BAAZOKY

OKBAMOIM." -MILAIMVD

B= F

BIMNUDRA

119 "LUCY LUCY

LM

COYBEBSCYM

LM AMCZY

ZMAIDN

MKSMEYMI

DEERWZ;

HMOMWCAAP

UCSSMOZ. " -IBZWCMAB

I= D 120 "EPS FLI

ZUMLEFWLY EPS TWEETS

A= K

YAWNNSI

TWAS

PWTTY TWAS

OFZY,

TFZHY." -NYFTZY

119

117 "A MISSIONARY IS A PERSON WHO TEACHES CANNIBALS

TO SAY GRACE BEFORE THEY EAT HIM." -EVAN

ESAR

118 "THERE

IS NOTHING ON EARTH MORE DEPRESSING

THAN AN ENGLISHMAN

FEELING INFERIOR." -ROBERT

FORSYTHE

119 "WHAT WE ANTICIPATE SELDOM LEAST EXPECTED

OCCURS; WHAT WE

GENERALLY HAPPENS." -DISRAELI

120 "THE MOUNTAINS

SKIPPED

LIKE RAMS,

AND THE LITTLE HILLS LIKE LAMBS." -PSALMS

120

The crashing surf, the soughing trade in palms, The little ------

----

pious ---------

-- lent psalms

Strange timbre to the missionary's guest. What's more, the choir in half- - - - - - - were dressed!

121

ORGAN'S

122

GROANS

SARONG

121 "LO

FLY FOGND

LAD

CODM

LAD SYNGUAMP

EGNSOIM

CZM

FONO COMMON

C= B

GD IGROT."

-RGLUAU

EACNGI

122 "RCT

U EX WSBURRURB

PC YUDS

E

YUPPYS, ERF OSSY YSMM YUIS E MUNI CHMPSZ EP

YCT

PUFS."

M= S

-YCLUME

XES

EYNCPP

123 "Y

NYMPHO

WYMMBAHO FARR

AN

Y NATURL OYMTLHS

SEL ATURAWAS

HPS RPHO

NSYB AH

P=O

UMPTANL SEYS AS URYWL." -L.

Z.

FEASL

124 "MR

IMA ERORTURN

W

FRDRSTY

ITYM

PEWYTYBLR, ERVWHN YMR STENY TDNYWZZGRDY AD

MTN

D= N

LRFY." -NRDROW 123

121 "HE WHO WEARS

HIS MORALITY BUT AS HIS BEST

GARMENT WERE BETTER

NAKED." -KAHLIL GIBRAN

122 "NOW I AM BEGINNING TO LIVE A LITTLE, AND FEEL LESS LIKE A SICK OYSTER AT LOW TIDE." -LOU ISA MAE ALCOTT

123 "A SARONG IS A SIMPLE GARMENT CARRYING THE IMPLICIT PROMISE THAT IT WILL NOT LONG STAY IN PLACE." -E.

B. WHITE

124 "HE WHO RECEIVES A BENEFIT WITH GRATITUDE, REPAYS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT ON HIS DEBT." -SENECA

124

All week our friend has wrestled with her foe, The gambling ----

-------

She sobs her -- - -

---

-

. .----------

- -

, pinned but little harmed. vow: "Released! Reformed!"

and phones: "yoiks, in the fourth, to

show."

125

SERPENT

126

PRESENT

REPENTS

125 "YE

AFROS

HB

I TABOO AFCOS

BUBCLHFSL

AIT

IT GOBITIVE

AWF'T

ECLYVM

YD

IT EWB

DBOOFA

EF TJYV LFR." -JYV

E= T

WRHHICS

126 "APID MPP

UPPERTH

RO

IBTZ GRYDO

OPIDMARTH

MABM

WBL

BLD TPM." -I.

I= M

DYBT

DOBL

127 "PREGAME

BLA TURMD

US OPDE

SA WPHO

WAROE AR SLO LAYDOD UD NYAGPGIE UR SLO MAX-TAAM

GVDURODD.'

G= B

--TYPRHIUR

N.

ZAROD

128 "EMPTY

OF IMAGRYE

FGUZAM PHI UGLEY DGEEML Z=P

GH

EYGHRF, EYPE

YPF HC

FZLGHRF." -WGZAGHR 127

125 "IT WOULD

BE A SWELL WORLD IF EVERYBODY

WAS AS PLEASANT AS THE FELLOW WHO'S TRYING TO SKIN YOU." -KIN HUBBARD

126 "HOME

COOKING IS SOMETHING THAT FAR TOO

MANY WIVES ARE NOT." -M.

EVAN

ESAR

127 "ANYBODY WHO FINDS IT EASY TO MAKE MONEY ON THE HORSES IS PROBABLY

IN THE DOG-FOOD

BUSINESS." -FRANKLIN P. JONES

128 "TEACH

US DELIGHT IN

SIMPLE THINGS, AND MIRTH THAT HAS NO BITTER SPRINGS." -KIPLING

128

The widow spider

-

-

-

-

is well aware

His mating act involves a deadly dare. Fleet-footed sires will live to love anew, The -

-

-

-

provide a

-

-

-

-

called spouse fondue.

129

MALE

130

LAME

MEAL

129 "HI

HS

PURD'S

JUSTPHDY

GOOD

INF ORHAND,

SOKOBHAHND

JO'R GO

GE TUDRKOKHYPS."

K= L

-ULNA

ROKK

130 "L

SPORTY

PINTO

SAUN

NAT

BLONOTYH

GEM, POT AUDI NATM

HP WYTFLPEH

UH

NAT HNEII

HTDD."

O=N

-TRS.

ILNCKTYUDR

131 "ISO

BUL

OZELY, HASH

MENU

RAUZUSX HAUT

BST

HASH

HAUT

PFFO

BUL

BST USH

USH

SLO

SLO OZELY

MENU." -XFDZSHUX

X=S 132 "LP

OBOE

HOIYGB N=W

LE

NOTO LGE

FIXO UND

PUT EOOLDR, OKAYEO

GMOD

PUT HOLDR." -OFOTEUD 131

129 "IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR EDISON, WE'D BE WATCHING TELEVISION BY CANDLELIGHT." -AMOS DELL

130 "I WONDER OFTEN WHAT THE VINTNERS BUY, ONE HALF SO PRECIOUS AS THE STUFF THEY SELL." -EDW.

FITZGERALD

131 "BAD

MEN LIVE THAT THEY MAY EAT AND DRINK,

WHEREAS GOOD MEN EAT AND DRINK THAT THEY MAY LIVE." -SOCRATES

132 "IF EYES WERE MADE FOR SEEING, THEN BEAUTY ITS OWN EXCUSE

IS

FOR BEING." -EMERSON

132

CONDUCTORP° BLL/ES

Turn back the years, relive those good old smells: Of ozone from the clanging

Of all the ---

-----

,

_ - --

'-

blue flash;

the grocery store excels-

The sausages, the pickle vats, the mash. In whimsy, whiff the horse, the hitching railRaw fumes to -

-

-

-

-

the nostrils of the frail.

133

TRAM'S

134

MARTS

SMART

133 "NO

PUTAWF

OGETM

STFIM

NURWO

RS'P

UODO . . . ZOHIAPO PTLOFIM STFIM NRWW ZO I WTGQ

SRLO

IQT."

I= A

-STL

NRWPTG'P

"YRQQM"

134 "YES

MUY

U BEUTIFL

MEST ARNYI

YES

FA OSHRDEI

DHSULSO

WBFT

D= G

LV YRDEI."

-MFNOYMFNIE 135

"HNSKWI

0, CLAFY

AFC CRI

MCBFH

CRI

OMFH, NCPF

ANF

USUFRA

HAYFREAN AS

OAH

AS LSYMF ANF MYOHOH?" -ANSUCH

Y= R

FWOSA

136 "UEV

YOU

PROLS

DRS

NOHELP

EM

DRS

CLSOD, HVD UEV BANN FED PROLS DRS PIEAN." L= R

-OSPEI

135

133 "WE

SHOULD ENJOY TODAY WHILE IT'S HERE

BECAUSE

SOME

. . .

DAY TODAY WILL BE A LONG TIME

AGO." -TOM WILSON'S "ZIGGY"

134 "SHE WAS A PHANTOM OF DELIGHT WHEN FIRST SHE GLEAMED

UPON MY SIGHT." -WORDSWORTH

135 "SHOULD

I, AFTER TEA AND CAKES AND ICES,

HAVE THE STRENGTH TO FORCE

THE MOMENT TO

ITS CRISIS?" -THOMAS ELIOT

136 "YOU MAY SHARE THE LABORS OF THE GREAT,

BUT

YOU WILL NOT SHARE THE SPOIL." -AESOP

136

/

%I

-0

/I \

Il

I

\

*1-

I-~

-.

N

\ -

0

7/I\

\

CD

0r

They're found in castle ------These -

-

-

-

-

--

and kitchen sinks.

also cluster in a tree

As trios; but if sunlight breaks the links, A green leaf -------

--

lets the O's go free.

137

MOATS

138

ATOMS

STOMA

137 "OUR

MENU

E ISRAWFEL

ABBC HSDMBWD

CUISLU

DB

YU

YUSRA ABBC TBL ERGDMSRA." -DMBLUEW

W= U 138 "KFUN KHSL

RICK BFUSI

KFIUZ

HR

KISS

WHYLIZ

KFI

CZOFIZ

BUSS

THEYKCUYN

Ml

NKCYL

EDHY

MCNI.."

Y=N

-RZIL

PHY

NOFUSSIZ

139 "HE

S

HW

UPSO

NSUB

EHDIV

AY

SOQSRW

VIUPP

A'LOALB

VIP HE

WAKO,

HV

VIP

JAUEHED.'" U= R

-Y.

WLAVV

YHVMDPUSON

140 "POP OV V= F

CEN

KE,

SUSH

QED

QZUS

RQS

ASZKTSK;

ZIP,

AZIC?" -ZHRSANK

DZHP

139

137 "MEN

HAVE A SINGULAR DESIRE TO BE GOOD

WITHOUT BEING GOOD FOR ANYTHING." -THOREAU

138 "THIS FEAT OF TELL THE ARCHER WILL BE TOLD WHILE YONDER MOUNTAINS STAND UPON THEIR BASE." -FRED

VON SCHILLER

139 "IN A REAL DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL, IT IS ALWAYS THREE O'CLOCK

IN THE MORNING." -F.

SCOTT FITZGERALD

140 "DID YOU EVER HAVE THE MEASLES; AND, IF SO, HOW MANY?" -ARTEMUS

140

WARD

( VALHALLA /AIZCT(JRES)

v w\-

What mournful moods those Norse ---

-- tales evoke-

Valkyries hovering over heros dead! Sing of aTo pour the -

-

-

-

with flaxen braids instead; -

and tell a Swedish joke.

141

MADE

142

DAME

MEAD

141 "ON

TOP

SURFACER

YPP

PBYNI OUR

TUBN

CIS OUR TCAANY UR Ul SCIMNG PB OCLUIM ZPYO PB YONK ZPGGPTNS.'' C= A

-Z.

BGCIHAUI

142 "CRAFTYDIG

RE

BLO UDEBROEB

BT CT DUC

EDG

BLRUSE

BLO URIOEB

RU

NDG.'" -REDDI

I=C

STFCHOPS

143 "HIS

PALS

HIS PALS

HINDER

0 POD NR ORIOPSU

LSRGSJHOXMS

AZ,

IS NR." -E.

T= W

X.

RIOT

144 "Y SHE'D

GOT

IN OFF

HAZRD

DH

PYGMNROXN, MAD IN HAZRD DH FHHL OG YK IN WHAFS." F= L

-HUGHE

INFFNG

143

141 "HE WHO DISPLAYS TOO OFTEN

HIS WIFE AND HIS

WALLET IS IN DANGER OF HAVING

BOTH OF THEM

BORROWED." -B.

FRANKLIN

142 "DIPLOMACY

IS TO DO AND SAY

THE NASTIEST THINGS IN THE NICEST WAY." -ISAAC GOLDBERG

143 "THE

MORE THINGS A MAN IS ASHAMED OF, THE

MORE RESPECTABLE

HE IS." -G.

B. SHAW

144 "I DON'T SAY WE ALL OUGHT TO MISBEHAVE,

BUT

WE OUGHT TO LOOK AS IF WE COULD." -ORSON WELLES

144

With like -

-

-

-

-

-

-

for cabbages or kings,

Reporters tell of sovereign posturings. "El Primo" holds the --------The -

-

-

-- ---

--

but he knows

of revolt waits in the wings.

145

RESPECT

146

SCEPTER

SPECTER

145 "GIMMIC SNRIZ

GINAZ

NAT NQI

NAT GNSLA

DA

VINSI

MONA

DA WINC."

V= P

-NIZLV 146

"UARWYP'U QAF

EH

IOTUSEP:

LSPO,

Y REYH

YPZ OOPSO,

EH

MTOYZ,

BOOPSO,

Y

BSPSO,

BE. " T=R

-DELYTZ

MORR

147 "BEAVUR UTXR,

FIRZZRM

BERP

ZBOP,

OAR TWA OYM

SAVRYMZ:

NARZRYBIP

BERP

BERP

KT OLOP." -AVUEOAM

P=Y

HVAH

148 "SEDAN SEDAN H= M

HI HI

HO ZFIRE: HO TYREDUP

U TCUMLZ UB

MABUCL!

BDEI." -V.

SCRWI 147

145 "BETTER AND ALE

BEANS AND BACON

IN PEACE THAN CAKES

IN FEAR." -AESOP

146 "SULTAN'S

VERSION: A LOAF OF BREAD, A JUG OF

WINE, AND EENIE, MEENIE,

MINIE, MO." -HOWARD

BELL

147 "THRICE

BLESSED ARE OUR FRIENDS: THEY COME,

THEY STAY, AND PRESENTLY THEY GO AWAY." -RICHARD

KIRK

148 "BRING ME MY SPEAR: 0 CLOUDS UNFOLD! BRING ME MY CHARIOT OF FIRE." -W.

148

BLAKE

/ERNI4 YOU HAVE STARVED INTHOE DAYS.. . ICE

CHUCK. BARE BONE S., THAT'S THE STUFF.1 I BIRDIED THAT

OBVIOUS ADVESE VERBAL OBSERVATIONS.

May I suggest: -

-

-

-

-

-

-

the -

-

-

-

-

fact, Old Titans of the novel had them packed With ---

----

---

padding paid for by the word.

Ah, Brevity, thou wert another bird.

149

OBSERVE

150

OBVERSE

VERBOSE

149 "OK, KED

MAC

0 YOU'D

BFODJ,

IF

FLONK

PKOC'D

L=E

DKIAZR

0

LSNLLR

KLOGLU

WIF?"

-FIMLFC

MIFFIPUEUB

150 "HOW

POT BEDOGDM

0

NAGGND

NIPDE

GROW GRD OWUDNT OWM ROT CDDW UDGGAWU O NAGGND

NIPDE

DYDE TAWBD."

A= I

-LITR

CANNAWUT

151 "PEEC

ESY DEB

GES WE

UPP

YNA

DAPPER

RNE

PAYZ

YNA YUPCHIT."

D= F

-CHI

NSJJUBW

152 "DOWNFALL FOXT W=T

DLX

BY 0

HOWWAN

HM 0 EOKWOBX

LQ WIN

QBFYW

LQ

YNELXS."

WIN

-UBEWLF

IGRL

151

149 "AH, BUT A MAN'S

REACH SHOULD

EXCEED

HIS

GRASP, OR WHAT'S A HEAVEN FOR?" -ROBERT BROWNING

150 "MAN WAS CREATED ANGELS

A LITTLE LOWER THAN THE

AND HAS BEEN GETTING A LITTLE LOWER

EVER SINCE." -JOSH BILLINGS

151 "LOOK OUT FOR THE FELLOW WHO LETS YOU DO ALL THE TALKING." -KIN HUBBARD

152 "WATERLOO

IS A BATTLE OF THE FIRST RANK WON

BY A CAPTAIN

OF THE SECOND." -VICTOR HUGO

152

They -

-

-

-

-

the flying dust through shimmering heat,

As Red Dog's ancient -----Folk -

-

-- -

-

and -------

-

draws near Mesquite. --

at Red Dog's flank,

For Red Dog owns the Dairy Queens and bank.

153

TRACE

154

CRATE

CATER

REACT

153 "UBO

SFTLY AT

BEST,

GFLAT

ALURT

LEBYFTN

YPAT,

YFTE

S =C

BE

UBO;

GFLAT

-SFTNBITT

BE

FBNGT

AT."

YNLWTN

154 "BPST

MATRFUDNQUEL

U ZAQOMSHUT'R

KNFL'R

FA

DS

KATS,

QAF OR TAF U PUZZL

ATS." S= E

-B.

R.

COQDSEF

155 "O

SHESENT

BOAT OG

ME

OM

GOLPM

MYUTN

OM

YBB

EIM

EA

MPON

NIRRTH."

G= F

-I.

N.

LHYAM

156 "HYPI

MO

EGO

EGADBZ

A'S

MOOD

MOEEOI

VAEGYPE: WYLO, L= V

NPIAYZAER,

HIONJWOZ,

UDS

-SYIYEGR

SYPME." QUIJOI

155

153 "YOU CHEAT ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU; MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, THEN SHAME ON ME." -CHEROKEE

HORSE TRADER

154 "WHEN CONSTABULARY A POLICEMAN'S

DUTY'S TO BE DONE,

LOT IS NOT A HAPPY ONE." -W.

S. GILBERT

155 "I PROPOSE TO FIGHT IT OUT ON THIS LINE IF IT TAKES ALL SUMMER." -U.

S. GRANT

156 "FOUR BE THE THINGS I'D BEEN BETTER WITHOUT: LOVE, CURIOSITY,

FRECKLES, AND DOUBT." -DOROTHY PARKER

156

-

- -

-

---

spicy -

-

- -

- -

cuisine

-

- -

-

- -

to start -

- -

- -

-

flowing keen.

Her sage-and-salt admit no gourmet's ploy, Her patrons' taste buds know parochial joy.

157

AVILA'S

158

SALVIA

AVAILS

SALIVA

157 "HES'Y

YUPP

FELA GABUSHR

BSHBOURYBES: OAUUYBSO,

'JET WAU

WIELY

FEL?'

FELA

BR W

SEY W VLURYBES."

O= G

-WAYJLA

OLBYUANWS

158 "APTD PNWR,'

H PTNW

CULTYURE

H NL NSANEC

'BULZNWTR

JU APNJ?'

CHIP,

'SHOT

JTLZJTR JU

HC

NCM,

"

A=W

-CERDTE

PNWWHC

159 "HA

HE CUSS

CTFIB

YUOTZU

AT

YU TOO CHAP

WTQ

IZU

C=W

TB

APU

TSL

CHAP

APU

-M.

Y.

BUC." EPIC

160 "OPEN HARS H= W

DR SUSLV PMZ

PEGASUSISMY

P XJLFLAXSZ

AX

P FLDJZ

IDYGSL-AM-WPH." -OLDDNX

GPVX

159

157 "DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT YOUR INDIGESTION: 'HOW ARE YOU?' IS A GREETING, NOT A QUESTION." -ARTHUR

GUITERMAN

158 "WHEN

I HEAR SOMEBODY

SIGH, 'LIFE IS HARD,' I

AM ALWAYS TEMPTED TO ASK, 'COMPARED TO WHAT?' -SYDNEY HARRIS

159 "IT IS WELL TO BE OFF WITH THE OLD WOMAN BEFORE YOU ARE ON WITH THE NEW." -G.

B. SHAW

160 "BACK OF EVERY ACHIEVEMENT

IS A PROUD WIFE

AND A SURPRISED MOTHER-IN-LAW." -BROOKS

160

HAYS

The herder's -

-

-

-

-

-

-

slung across his back

Holds heimgemachten for a noon-day snack. His ---

-------

-----

door knows neither lock nor key. will do for honest folk, you see.

He cons the alpen-glow on Jungfrau's cheek, Then turns the flock toward the upland creek.

161

SATCHEL

162

CHALET'S

LATCHES

161 "US

BAD

JEER

BIOPUSW

EX

BAD

NERDS

HERD

ISM WE,

RUHADOISWDOE."

R= M

-B.

Z.

DOUEB

162 "URI

SWIMSHI

UMSANZIMIAGI HMSWIESMY

DR.Y.

URINON

LZ PLAIN

ON

ZMLT

LAKE

S

LAI

UL SALURIM."

P= B

-ZMSAV

YLPOI

163 "SP

CLS

HYZZ OBOE

KEYSM

DEONYXOSFT

RIO

FLEEYOX

YSRP YR."

IYC

PAR

EODARLRYPS

C= M

-RIPCLN

PU

RIO

HIYFI

WOUUOENPS

164 "ZHARK

R FOSIL TRUF

ECH

TSA ZCIO

UFSP

ZHARK, SPL VIOSL UFSP

R VICMO

TRUF

ECH

TSA ZCIO

VIOSL." -KCPISL

SRMOP

163

161 "IN THE ROOM THE WOMEN

COME AND GO,

TALKING OF MICHELANGELO." -T.

S. ELIOT

162 "THE AVERAGE

PH.D. THESIS IS ONLY A

TRANSFERENCE

OF BONES FROM ONE GRAVEYARD

TO ANOTHER." -FRANK DOBIE

163 "NO MAN WILL EVER BRING OUT OF THE PRESIDENCY THE REPUTATION

WHICH CARRIED HIM

INTO IT." -THOMAS JEFFERSON

164 "MUSIC

I HEARD WITH YOU WAS MORE THAN MUSIC,

AND BREAD

I BROKE WITH YOU WAS MORE THAN

BREAD." -CONRAD AIKEN

164

LATEST FIND BY Dr RO//LAND BO//NS.

-

It must have been a sultry spate of time, When fossil things laid down their bones in limeA ---

-

-

-

to an eon, the -

Each stratum to - -

- -

-

-- -

-

-

ones below,

the grim tableau.

165

LAYER

166

EARLY

RELAY

165 "IHM

ALSO WORDTOPLBORI

EOPXU, BHEZ

LZW IHM

BLUBOW

BEH

FLZ ROLSO HQJHPW TI BAO

WPLDZ."

H= O

-UGHHZOP 166 "TADS,

HUMM

JES TRY,

JES HUGS AH LARG

OPN

UP

BYGUPI

ZUPJSG-IOGDSPJB

AH GSYSPJOPTS

HMUPI..." -WEOLLOD

Y=P 167 "A

DARC

ZIAWI

SINS

WNDDO

NEWACES

ONHUE

SIC TVBAND

FIBNOC,

MBUVEK

MUK'O

NWBC.'" W=C

-DUEMLCDDUZ 168

"BN

ICARUS

ZPYN BN'EN

UPEN

HTS

UNHOTNS,

UNHOT; PZ'I

ZAA

FRZ FL ZCN UHZN ZA

UPEN ." H= A

-WHOAULT

BNUUI

167

165 "YOU HAVE DELIBERATELY

TASTED TWO WERMS, AND

YOU CAN LEAVE OXFORD BY THE TOWN DRAIN." -SPOONER

166 "COME

FILL THE CUP, AND IN

THE FIRE OF SPRING YOUR WINTER-GARMENTS OF REPENTANCE

FLING

.

-KHAYYAM

167 "I LIKE THAT ANCIENT SAXON PHRASE, WHICH CALLS THE BURIAL GROUND GOD'S ACRE." -LONGFELLOW

168 "WE SHOULD LIVE AND LEARN;

BUT BY THE

TIME WE'VE LEARNED, IT'S TOO LATE TO LIVE." -CAROLYN WELLS

168

I a -

Bright sunrise brings his Rip -

-

-

-

-

The bowling ---------

---

-

-

-

-- -

-

to an end.

down the glen a woeful sight. --

linger and will blend

Rich bass with shrieks: "And where were you last night?"

169

SLUMBER

170

LUMBERS

RUMBLES

169 "FELLOW OB

OL GUY

R SRJ

RAG

ED

GURG TYRKYL

LRJOBF

BEGUOBF

BEGUOBF

HBLRON." E=O

-SRTGYA

SOBIUYTT

170 "COMET

SO PUNY TRYDT

DRIZ DUNN

RIBBOM

ZY WYE

GOOB YM

WYEA

UH WYE

FUZUMX

MIUNT."

G= K

-MYON

LYDIAS

171 "GIRL

U BROT HIONRHYROBR,

HMBWEN MIOM

GUMI

HWEI

HIAWFT UL HWEI

U OK

GALTRB,

MBUPUOF KWHR

YRAYFR

OLT MIWLTRB,

FAPRFX

FOLDWODR."

/ G = W~

-T.

I.

FOGB RLER

172 "HE El

READN EH

RLMM, H= N

DREAMS

FHWZRLHT. CNMEHTLHT

NUNI

CN

EH

FHW

LZ DREAMS

CN

EG ZRN

ZE

RLMM

LZ..."

-GIFHO

MMEWS

BILTRZ

171

169 "GOSSIP IS THE ART OF SAYING NOTHING IN A WAY THAT LEAVES

NOTHING UNSAID." -WALTER

WINCHELL

170 "VENUS

DE MILO SHOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO

YOU IF YOU KEEP ON BITING YOUR NAILS. -NOEL COWARD

171 "WHEN

I READ SHAKESPEARE,

I AM

STRUCK WITH WONDER, THAT SUCH TRIVIAL PEOPLE SHOULD MUSE AND THUNDER, IN SUCH LOVELY LANGUAGE." -D.

H. LAWRENCE

172 "NO HOUSE SHOULD ANYTHING.

EVER BE ON ANY HILL OR ON

IT SHOULD BE OF THE HILL, BELONGING

TO IT." -FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT 172

Most quoted of the dons and deans who've trod The -

- -

-

- so green, and carved up Oxford's

benches, Old Spooner-------His drowsy -

- -

- -

up breath wherefore to prod who slouch on "beery wenches."

173

SWARD

174

DRAWS

WARDS

173

"E

OK

BEAUT

WFYAR

OLT

MENS

YI GOA.

EBM

EM OFF KYYLMPELU...GOA

L= N

-GEFFEOK

EM

PUFF."

B.

MPUAKOL

174

"FUN

FEST

MGJIRAFHEG

RO

RA OU

HEDM

EWDGUNIMTJM

EG

OFEO

FM

RA

FEZZL.'"

Z= P

-N.

H.

OFEWDMSEL

175

PH LAWS

"BYCH

TWEEZHE

FYSHE,

PRUUHU

LAWS

LHRSDYDB

GAAS,

LAWS

FA OSHRFTH

MSHH...." Y=I

-HPPR

ZRIRSWU

176

"REO

LIONROAR

SGONABIO

D CHUK

DA

RU

PU N LUUP NTRDUH WZ ARONGRE NHP ENJO DR MUBHP I= R

UBR WZ

NTTDPOHR." -TENIGOA

GNYW 175

173 "I AM TIRED AND SICK OF WAR. MOONSHINE

. . . WAR

ITS GLORY IS ALL

IS HELL."

-WILLIAM T. SHERMAN

174 "HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE ACKNOWLEDGE

AN ENGLISHMAN

THAT HE IS HAPPY." -W.

M. THACKERAY

175 "GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, YOUR POOR, YOUR HUDDLED MASSES YEARNING TO BREATHE

FREE." -EMMA

LAZARUS

176 "THE GREATEST

PLEASURE

I KNOW IS TO DO A

GOOD ACTION BY STEALTH AND HAVE

IT FOUND

OUT BY ACCIDENT." -CHARLES

176

LAMB

a-

-.-

-

-

i-

D

-

-

Pinned down, two Texans and two ------prone, Behind some heaped -

- -

- -

-

- of brick and

stone, Hold wistful --But these -

-

-

------ - -

-- -

on pin-up queens; might opt for pork and

beans. 177

MAINERS

178

REMAINS

SEMINAR

MARINES

177 "AN

EGG

TDOR, AEM

FRESH

FELLN;

NIZ'GG AR ISR,

DO

UEWWN;

NIZ'GG ARJIFR

NIZ VRY E VIIM DO

NIZ VRY

E

E WUDGIHIWURL."

F= M

-HIJLEYRH 178

"JOIN

ANEP

JAZDFA

0

IN

FUNNY

WHYF

HYP PLOYF,

OY IL BAHOYW

EOVN

JAN

WNH.'" P= D

-PLEHY

JAZIHW

179 "NOW

ADDA

POD OGRLI

POD BOWPWSMLBODM,

CLED

EWMMDEPTH:

POD RUMMWM,

WM POD

BLUIPDM?" M= R

-BUELAAW 180

"ORG

LAZEY

BUKI

UP SIUV

H= R

UP

MISS

BUSS

RCIH YRR

BUH

BSUY

RV ORGH

DUKQMUHX."

-TULIP

YEGHDIH

179

177 "BY ALL MEANS MARRY; IF YOU GET A GOOD WIFE, YOU'LL BE HAPPY; IF YOU GET A BAD ONE, YOU'LL BECOME

A PHILOSOPHER." -SOCRATES

178 "TIME

HELD ME GREEN AND DYING,

THOUGH I SANG IN MY CHAINS LIKE THE SEA." -DYLAN THOMAS

179 "WHO SEES THE HUMAN FACE CORRECTLY: THE PHOTOGRAPHER,

THE MIRROR, OR THE PAINTER?" -PICASSO

180 "YOU MIGHT AS WELL FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE AS LEAN OVER TOO FAR BACKWARD." -JAMES

180

THURBER

Patched up with tar and willow boughs, she leans- -

-

-'-

battered ferry. She's a tard ol hoss.

Few--------- of late-folks take to ----means, From -

-

- -

- that Yazoo Queen won't get across.

181

RAFE'S

182

FARES

SAFER

FEARS

181 "LUT'S

SIXTY SIPS WAWZM

DUOPT

IPE

JUS

RUAWL

EPL-WMWL

PTL RUES-EIW

OPM

IPAW

IXO."

M= Y

-FIXR

OPTT

182 "HAYL

R SEIL

LHLFLMS BOL

BOAT,

UMPL DUE

TLEABOLZ

RS

PUFFASSLZ

SU OLE

RHH RS OLE HRIMPOAMN, BLR."

B= S

-EAPOREZ

0.

ZRMR

183 "O

ALLFRAUDS

RDBUMRY

UF

0 ALLFRAUDS

FEUSS, OMY ARRFR

CUSS

ALHHSR

RWRDTCIRDR

FIR

ALRF.'" -YLDLEIT

I= H

R.

DRUY

184 "OP

EDS

PONDERBLS

BFF

EDS AINT

BPA

EDS

IZ SHLIMS

FOXOPN

SBJD TSWHSTESLSA H= U

IZ EDS

UBLY,

PBEOIPT OP OET -0.

ABLY

QBOE, DBES." D.

B HASP

183

181 "DON'T THINK THAT EVERY SAD-EYED

WOMAN

HAS

LOVED AND LOST-SHE MAY HAVE GOT HIM." -PHIL MANN

182 "LIKE A TRUE SHIP, COMMITTED

TO HER ELEMENT

ONCE FOR ALL AT HER LAUNCHING, SHE PERISHED AT SEA." -RICHARD

H. DANA

183 "A GOOSEGIRL ERMINED

IS A GOOSEGIRL STILL,

AND GEESE WILL GOBBLE EVERYWHERE

SHE GOES."

-DOROTHY E. REID

184 "IN THE NIGHTMARE

OF THE DARK

ALL THE DOGS OF EUROPE

BARK,

AND THE LIVING NATIONS WAIT, EACH SEQUESTERED

IN ITS HATE." -W.

184

H. AUDEN

,jI HER FI&UE DATES HER.?

How yare she is! See how her----A -

-

No ---

-

----

---

portrays

of hull design from clipper days. --

of sail or running-gear misplaced.

No tighter ship e're sailed-she's glass-encased.

185

SHAPE

186

PHASE

HEAPS

185 "TWZS BUS

EO

BFDZN

UPTURN

U DUS

OF

DUMESH

PENOZS

BUS

DABW

PFIZ,

U HELP

CUNOZL

OWUS

OUPM."

D= M

LFTPUSK

-WZPZS 186

"UN

AMEBA

DISEMBRSA

DLBRBUFBZSU

NESI

FLS

CBFL M URBZH MZA M UFNZS."

D= P

-UMVOSR 187

"GULLOUVY ULY

CHA

ATLRHVT

ON

U FYLYGRIE

RI ATY JOIVYL

01

STOFT

RJ ATY

LOIVN

MUZE

UIZ

ATY IRNY RJ ATY GUI."

N= S

-TYLDYLA

NCYIFYL

188 "OFT

BFZH,

N YKNPUTSO

GTONOLFTG

YKAU

OFT TNKOF, ITSO AS EASTER NSG BIZYO EZWT N BUNEE Z=I

HENSTO." -MABTHF

LASKNG 187

185 "WHEN ALWAYS

IT COMES TO MAKING LOVE, A GIRL CAN LISTEN MUCH FASTER THAN A MAN CAN

TALK." -HELEN ROWLAND

186 "SO

DAVID PREVAILED

OVER THE PHILISTINES WITH

A SLING AND A STONE." -SAMUEL

187 "MARRIAGE

IS A CEREMONY

IN WHICH RINGS ARE

PUT ON THE FINGER OF THE LADY AND THROUGH THE NOSE OF THE MAN." -HERBERT SPENCER

188 "THE SHIP, A FRAGMENT DETACHED

FROM THE

EARTH, WENT ON LONELY AND SWIFT LIKE A SMALL PLANET." -JOSEPH

188

CONRAD

Some mocking birds regale a midnight moon; There's one I know, a-----Must "nature's ---With --

-- - -

--- ---

loud buffoon. wake the neighborhood

chatter? Blast his laborhood!

189

ROWDY

190

DOWRY

WORDY

189 "WTL

GRUZ TMD

MG

ASW

GLOOMFUL

GR

TLSO WEPT GTMYBW SW TL GRUZ TLO SYZ GR VULSWL

BR

STLSZ."

Z= D

-BLROBL

SZL

190 "O

GAL'S

SPUFU'D

CRLS SA RBFURGM

FZL YAF AYYOWU; SAA KRLM WAKUGORLD

OL

CRDPOLESAL." G= D

-COBB

FAEUFD

191 "OH WASPS

WOLSP VEX AUDS

ERWOLOPW

WE

UMUCS

WAS

OH

ERSH

VEXI

WE YS UH

SVSP

MASH

VEX

LEIHOHN."

I= R

-QUIT

PUHKYXIN

192 "GREEKBNO-RZN OMIMZY O= R

BR

FUR

HZI LORE

DANZID UMD

UMD

SMLN

MZ

FMLN." -N.

T.

FUMBN 191

189 "SHE TOLD HIM IT WAS TERRIBLE TO HEAR SUCH THINGS AS HE TOLD HER AND TO PLEASE GO AHEAD." -GEORGE ADE

190 "I DON'T WANT TO RUN FOR OFFICE; THERE'S ALREADY TOO MANY COMEDIANS

IN WASHINGTON." -WILL ROGERS

191 "IN THESE TIMES YOU HAVE TO BE AN OPTIMIST TO OPEN YOUR EYES WHEN YOU AWAKE

IN THE

MORNING." -CARL SANDBURG

192 "COMMUTER-ONE TO AND

WHO SPENDS HIS LIFE IN RIDING

FROM HIS WIFE." -E.

192

B. WHITE

Our London guide ---

----

----

to blush or

wince, Recounting how a martyred queen or princeBy--- --------

privilege of those hibred-

Might "kepe ye limbes" but not . . .

the ---

--------

--

head.

193

DECLINES

194

LICENSED

SILENCED

193 "S

KOMI

NEI

OUT NEI

KARN

DIORN

AG ODD

AG ODD

NEON

NEON

M= K

FAKIR,

LAIR."

-ROBO

NIORTODI

194 "RHIBAUX

HI

OHBBOY

YOIY BRSM

S

CHGBEUY AL REPSM GUHPYI SMK PHILAUBEMY." M= N

-WAOBSHUY 195

"BRLAZ

FRZ Q IEZ ZQTZ

ENDEARS,

SO

DRY,

SO

URH

WITT,

R

DRY."

R=O

-ZEPQZ 196

"UHU,

UHU,

ERGOS,"

"IAIMXURGPZ'F EYP E=C

NGPS

FYGS

URI

ZTU Y WTMYO

SHERIFF.

GN TPOX

XTH

GU." -OlLGF

EYMMTOO

195

193 "I MAKE THE MOST OF ALL THAT COMES, AND THE LEAST OF ALL THAT GOES." -SARA TEASDALE

194 "HISTORY IS LITTLE ELSE THAN A PICTURE OF HUMAN CRIMES

AND MISFORTUNE." -VOLTAIRE

195 "WOULD

GOD I HAD DIED FOR THEE, 0 ABSALOM,

MY SON, MY SON." -DAVID

196 "TUT, TUT, CHILD," SAID THE DUCHESS. "EVERYTHING'S

GOT A MORAL IF ONLY YOU CAN

FIND IT." -LEWIS CARROLL

196

o-M-C

11 11

?T-ILLI 1111jw Jbi-j-qI

lTII ID T'ZTA

ruADrrVTf

XA BELLA WE

IMMACULATA Melito di PorfoSaKv

This smuggler's His craft, a -

-

-

-

-,

-

is not for story books;

flouts the stony looks

Of harbor masters, as her hollow mast And -

-

-

-

hide many a -

-

-

-

with a shady

past.

197

LAIR

198

LIAR

RAIL

LIRA

197 "BAR

BQDR

QT FGYMB

BY ROZYN BAERR

F RMEYURFO

CRRST

FLBRE

BEQU

BAR

MOUFISQOK." M= U

-KRYEKR

FHR

198 "HYMBIBER IPAUR

TPR

P MYI

FYI

RY

USHUDRBJU

YK WYDUN

UJUD

ITPI BI

IY FUI

LUPI

OBIT.'" D= N

-0.

ZYFUZR

199 "ELVS

IN

ERINCLNONE

NYED

RT EHNP,

CLNON DLN WNED VE AVXN DLN CROED, CLNON DLNON

YONK'D

KR

DNK BRIIYKUINKDE..."

S= P

-XVSAVKZ 200

"MAYBY MAY

FBY MRKYD

HOPE

UPFLY

FOG

JHB

LHCOMBRYD

FO AHOYDM

SAYBY

KFO

RD

RO WFRP." P==L

-MAHKFD

KFOO 199

197 "THE TIME TO ENJOY A EUROPEAN THREE WEEKS

TRIP IS ABOUT

AFTER THE UNPACKING." -GEORGE

ADE

198 "POLITICS HAS GOT SO EXPENSIVE THAT IT TAKES A LOT OF MONEY EVEN TO GET BEAT WITH." -W.

ROGERS

199 "SHIP ME SOMEWHERES

EAST OF SUEZ, WHERE THE

BEST IS LIKE THE WORST, WHERE THERE AREN'T NO TEN COMMANDMENTS

.

.

-KIPLING

200 "THERE

ARE TIMES AND COUNTRIES

ONLY PLACE

WHERE THE

FOR AN HONEST MAN IS IN JAIL." -THOMAS MANN

200

201 The colonel's

------

and his loyal men-

Lean faces-----

hued-told with each eye

How much they -

-

-

-

--. They -

-

-

-

-- the

odds and then, They finished Bogey's bridge across the Kwai.

202 Her face was plain yet Cleo's charm was great. How skilled she was in In all her-

----

Danced three-time

-----,

of love and state!

fates' puppet on the strings

-----

in her game of kings.

203 The air lies still today; one solemn cloud Has wrapt the valley in a-

- - ---

shroud.

But now a beam, as mists unfold, -

-

-

-

-through

and -

-

-

-

-- the peak in pink

and gold.

204 When things began to ----Who dared to --He -----

-

- -

-

in old Bhaklash,

in and ease the clash?

nevermore 'midst girls with fans,

Nor wearies of detente or garbage cans.

201

201 CADRE

CEDAR

CARED

RACED

202 LORES

ROLES

LOSER

203 SOBER

BORES

ROBES

204 SLIDE

202

SIDLE

IDLES

205 Old Champ, your tales of fair renown, When you could -----

---

-- all comers with that

blowThe smashing -

---

--- punch that won the

----

crown. Play loose with fact-so few around who'd know.

206 This -

-

-

-

-- will

------

to make a minor

point: How custom

------

to

-----

or disjoint.

For entertainment, someone's disarray By laser gun will brighten Junior's day. 207 The village elders beam, -Their voodoo ----

-

----

-

--

-- -,

--

goes well.

whose face bears

and scar,

Wiped out a--

-

-

-

-

-- with juju and a bell.

Now evenings will be dull at Josie's Bar. 208 The

---

He's -

'

-

-

-

existence, now, is legend-bound;

-

to play in

--

-

each one full-

round. From "born again" to lab dissecting tray, He'll -

-

-

-

his bones the n'th and last replay.

203

205 RECOUNT

TROUNCE

COUNTER

206 VERSE

SERVE

VEERS

SEVER

207 ESPRIT

PRIEST

STRIPE

SPRITE

208 CAT'S

204

CAST

ACTS

SCAT

209 If -

-

-- -

-

breeds an

------

of unrest,

And brings "embarrassment of riches" too, What

-----

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